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askinnyblackman:

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(Source: achievementhunterz)

lamapalooza:

when your bestfriend replaces u

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bitchesaloud:

first date ideas

(Source: myevilsensei)

tangarang:

dan-mcneely:

okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"

"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"

"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."

"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"

"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and weighs at least five fucking pounds.

im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.

averyirregularhead:

trolltina:

Men need to objectify and conquer. They see what they want to see. Women, however, can see into the soul of a person.

This is the line that officially made me fall in love with AHS

(Source: sandandglass)

ladylondonthecorgi:

They sat in front of me for ten minutes staring like this because I accidentally rustled the treat bag in my pocket.

(Source: sassycelery)

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

ollivander:

hey kids wanna buy some drugs

(Source: toastedaz)

laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

(Source: heterophobianca)

(Source: illkim)

qrieves:

"lol chill Hazel Grace it’s a metaphor"

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leagueofbaylife:

Bjerg and FrankerZ going to the vet

tags: #league